Reflections : Why Saddam Ended Up Where He is Today.

Overheard in a shop in Jabal Amman:

-Bti3raf laish saddam sar fee elli sar feeee?You know why Saddam ended up where he is today?
-Laish ya 7ajjeh?Why?
-La2inno alhahom bil takathor!Because he engaged his nation in reproduction.
-Keef ya3ni ya 7ajjeh?How do you mean?dear old lady?
-Alhahom bil takathor,ana ro7t 3al safara el yom w 2oltilhom salmooly 3ala el ra2ees 2oloolo ana jartak el kwaitieh,hada hoo elli wassalak la hoan. He kept asking them to have more and more kids.I went to the iraqi embassy myself today,I told them to send him my greetings,and to tell him this is from your kuwaiti neighbor,You are here because of what you instructed your nation to do.
-Ya 7ajjeh hala2 ana mashgool ta3ali el sobo7 ishrabi 2ahweh w bni7ki,khaleelena nitrazza2.Dear old lady,I am busy now,please come in the morning and have some coffee.We'll talk then.Let me to tend me to my business.

Under his breath:I7na min nill 3agleen mish khalseen kaif 3ad el......We don't have time for the sane people,how about the .....